Warning… this is a list of Off Color Funny Bowling Team Names we’ve seen around.

Actually USING these team names may cause other people to complain and may get you into trouble.

There, you can’t say we didn’t warn you! 🙂

We’ve included “explanations” where necessary and/or possible.

If you’ve got one to add to the list -feel free to leave a comment below.

Now – on to our list of


  • Off Constantly (when other teams win against you – they will be forced to say, “We beat “Off Constantly”)
  • Fun Ghouls (according to Answer Bag it sounds very similar to F-U in Italian)
  • Sofa King [insert various adjectives such as “good” “bad” and “nasty”]
  • Craven Mooreheads
  • Splits or Swallows
  • My Dixie Wrecked (in the same school as Sofa King above)

Have you seen a funny bowling team name on your league?    Feel free to share it below.